SUCCESS! HERE! HERE! GET YOU'RE OWN CUSTOM BROKEN SELF-MADE GEM HERE THAT DOES NOTHING AT ALL! $200! I'm a little dissapointed I couldn't go over $400, so $200 seems like a good start, I might have to use ebay to get my $48,000! I swear, if anyone buys this, I'll laugh, maybe I'll advertise on reddit :D!:D!! But yes, it…