Agreed. And why does mayo even exists? "I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door. " - Jimmy 'The Tulip' Tudeski
Thank god its only crap movies that dare to come up with multiple endings. Imagine Taxi Driver ending up with him in prison for multiple murder in a second cut. Sheesh
I can only imagine Mayo is like Tomato sauce in that if you get it in a glass bottle either NOTHING comes out, or you cover your entire plate and end up having a meal of vinegar... I don't like teh mahoh... :(
Spoilers for endings of butterfly effect and paranormal. I hate them. Pick one ending, the movie should really only have one resolution. For example the butterfly effect, the directors cut ending is my favorite, goes best with the movie and theme anyways (the original theatrical one gave too much hope IMO, and too cliche,…
Might as well get it over now and go on the Elvis diet. I'd be happy to help mayo lovers set up Kevorkian machines with eggs going in one arm, and oil in the other. To top it off we could do a Crisco enema... Or you could just wait 20 years and let it happen slowly over time. What goes in your arteries doesn't come out.…
You have kidneys that scrub plaque calcified or otherwise, from the walls of your arteries? You're so going to wake up in a bath tub full of ice with one hell of a back ache... heh. I would like you to reproduce a few times before I kidnap you, I mean come for a visit. Kubbie, I'll start drawing up plans for models with…