Yo momma is so fat, the monitor broke through the desk. Yo momma's so stupid, she went to burger king for a modifier stack. Yo momma has so many artifacts, even the back buffer had to bleach its eyes.
Zombie thread eh? Better do a double tap: Your momma so dumb she thought paintshop was a department in the hardware store. Your momma so dumb she tried to hang her keys in a keyframe. Your momma's so slow she needs a supercomputer to tie her shoe. Your mommas so ugly she broke the polish brush.
Yo momma is so fat I used her as reference for the animation of Jello. Yo momma is so hairy not even sasquatch could handle her. Yo momma is so fat when I used the Melt modifier I ran out of screen space. Yo momma is so dumb she produced the Lightwave CORE reveal. Yo momma is so fat she broke Pelt Mapping. Yo momma is so…
Man glad someone Necro'd ftw. Reminds me of Reboot "I'll subdivide you a new face!" Yo momma's so slow her FPS have a minus symbol. Yo momma's so fat she broke the Z axis. Yo momma's so ugly there's a line of sight softbody modifier. Yo momma's so ugly shes makes all nearby polies backfacing. Yo momma's so dense her…
Your mom is so dumb she calls Zbrush "Zed Brush". (lol just kidding) Your mom is so fat when I dropped her to the canvas it broke my monitor. Your mom is so smart she sculpts with the snake tool. (sarcasm) Your mom is so dumb she thinks .ztl stands for Zebra Tit Lion. (BRUTAL) Your mom is such a floozy she gave Regis…
Yo momma is so massive she pulls everything with a Phys Asset slowly towards her and you can hear their LOD's go *POP* *POP* *POP* as they get closer. Yo momma is so fucking big and heavy. So fucking heavy that Half-Life 3 is -still- in limbo because they can't figure out how to get the Gravity gun to stop bluescreening…