Good luck with the interview. Be sure to let us know how it goes. Chicago's a great place. I live about 2 miles from Ohare so you'll probably be pretty close when you fly in. Unless you're flying in to Midway airport (that'd be ironic), then you'll be a ways away. As for good food, gotta go to Pequods. The best pizza…
Alright, if you REALLY really want this job, heres what you have to do. 1. wear all spandex. It shows confidence. 2. Use 2 bottles of cologne. 3. Refer to your interviewer as "child" 4. Attempt to fight at least 2 employees to show your dominance. 5. NEVER make eye contact unless a stare down is initiated. 6. Attempt to…