I did theatre once with a guy named Mike Hauck. (granted, you'd have to slightly mispronounce his name to derive comedic value from it. Fortunately, everyone did)
I once had a teacher named MR. Gough (Goff) we always used to say his first name was Jack. Though I dont really know... But It would be cool if it was.
Surely when people are naming their children they consider these things. I mean what kind of sadist names their kid Richard Head? Only one I can come up with is my esteemed colleague Mr C. O'Kane.
Shamelessy ripped from the popbitch mailout,I don't care, my source is quoted. http://www.ci.xenia.oh.us/police/default.htm Don't even attempt to beat that.