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Re: iGod
Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: raven God: OK I will call you raven. Me: god i havent sinned God: I am a Christian. Me: what should i do to sin? God: Are you asking me for advice? Me: yes God: Specifically, what kind of advice do you want? Me: how do i sin? God: You must persuade me to sin. Me: how do i do that?… -
Re: iGod
Now I'm just scared. Me: So what kind of porn do you like? God: Wow! I have expensive tastes. Me: Expensive porn God: Does "it" still refer to Porn good or bad? Me: yes God: Tell me more. Me: Why do you like expensive porn God: I have a lot of good experience with expensive porn. Me: such as... God: For example, a tomato.… -
Re: iGod
god goes to the playground : God: Give me an example of good. Me: dogs God: Yeah I like Dogs and Cats. Me: no cats God: Are you serious? Yes I love them. Me: you love everything God: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems… -
Re: iGod
Me: boo! God: Does that indicate disapproval? Me: no. it was supposed to be scary. God: Are you serious? Is that your opinion? Me: yes. no. God: Give me a break. Are you serious? Me: not really. God: Are you serious? For real. Me: yes. God: Come on. Me: ok. God: Gosh! Me: such language! God: I've been waiting for you. Me:…
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