What did the one street light say to the other street light? Don't look now, I'm changing! There's 2 muffins sitting in an oven. The first muffin says, "Wow its hot in here!" The other muffins replies, "Holy shit! A talking muffin!" Whaddya call a black judge?
Q: how do you make dadiablo? A: you hit your baby with a hammer! bwhahahahahadjsakgfsdfgdhskf.hghsreoihvurhl;grdkjsghkfghdks (yes the last line is a secret message)
Here is a love song that many people can identify with: http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1253/ Sometimes these links shift, if it doesn't start off as a cheezy love song by a band called tripod you might want to close it.