Okay, then we'll use minorities noone sympathises with: Spammers, marketers and lawyers. And let's add a code where when you type "Jackass Thompson" suddently nude girls appear everywhere and try to have sex with your character!
Speaking of nude girls... I never understood why the slime-encaged girls in Duke3D kept saying "kill me.." I thought girls liked tentacle*COUGH*... Anyway, yeah, minorities are good..