i really don't see what the big deal is, and don't think this is news worthy. satanism isn't any more fucked up than the other accepted religions. mojo: i want a robot buttler. where do i sign up?
i just made up a religion where i worship my electric pencil sharpner, how many followers do i need to get in order to have it accepted as official, here are some beliefs of my religion, as set forth by "whirly the sharpner" 1. Propper grammar is not required on the internet, but you do have to at least be able to…