hey, Krane! Thanks! I decided not to go the hellboy rout. Main reason - I don't know anything about Hellboy. He's going to be an elderly beast, past his prime, just trying to live his life.
It's been 75 years since the evil witch turned me into this half-pig, half-crow, half-hellboy monstrosity. I don't know what she got out of it, but I sure don't remember what I did to provoke her. I mean, it's been 75 years... and I don't even remember what I did last week. I had breakfast, and then remember talking to…