m4dcow's response did not show up on my phone for some reason. I enabled use cage like you said and it... worked!? So what does "use cage" actually do? I've been googling the crap out of this and it's not making any sense. You say to use it when you mesh it "smooth" but at what point does smooth become "not smooth?"
Holy crap thank you so much for looking in to that! That worked like a charm! A charm crafted from Olympia no less. For years people keeped telling me my cage was wrong or I was experiencing an error that happened every once in a blue moon (except it happens to me literally ever time.). I was like "I swear to God it's 1…