http://www.monoprice.com/products/subdepartment.asp?c_id=108&cp_id=10841 http://frenden.com/the-little-monoprice-graphics-tablet-that-could/ There you go.
Wow 1048 samples is insane, I usually use 128-256 samples. Have you checked to make sure there are no overlapping uv's or double faces in your geometry?
I thought i fixed that with the latest image. I used this picture as reference, his eyes are quite open. http://www.jaredletopictures.net/displayimage.php?album=110&pos=3