the site is not safe for work but this is the truth for today's generation http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/05/09/if-super-mario-bros-was-made-in-2010/ :p
Things seem to be looking up for him after that video.. http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/basketball/2011/01/05/2011-01-05_ted_williams_homeless_ohio_man_with_golden_voice_lands_offers_from_cleveland_cav.html?r=sports
Hire a creepy evil clown to stalk your child for a week: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/08/evil-clown-birthday-surprise-dominic-deville_n_1499369.html