I went hiking out in New mexico when I was younger and they randomly paired your crew up with a ranger for the first day. My rangers God-given name was, and yes we checked his drivers liscense, Miles O. Paine
I used to work with a guy called Rick Head and my former dentist was called Dr. Smilie. I also had to make a call to a Dr. Whoo once, which was pretty funny (appearently it's not pronounced "Who" though. Still, I think Rick's find may indeed be the best name ever.