very important matter

killingpeople · Mar 2008

if you could replace your face with one other thing, what would it be? please use pictures and graphs to illustrate your point.

rooster · Mar 2008

damn.

first gut reaction is a video screen so I can have a floating computer face and be like holly or that bad guy from robocop 2

edit: actually I didn't like robocop 2 that much, can I replace my face with ED209?

Ruz · Mar 2008

a giant everlasting pie

rooster · Mar 2008

oooo nice. I did think about saying beer tap, but then how would I drink it?

danr · Mar 2008

ruz - you wouldn't have a face to chew it with, at best it's going to fall down down your throat in great lumps giving you chronic indigestion, at worst you'd just be food for the masses

i'd have a pair of snapping lobster claws

Mongrelman · Mar 2008

A fist.

Ruz · Mar 2008

yeah danr I would hate to be chased through the city by torch\ketchup bearing peasants trying to get to my delicious pie face.

MoP · Mar 2008

Mirrors. Bendy mirrors.

Luxury · Mar 2008

A chair.

rooster · Mar 2008

hmmmmmm. I don't think you've thought that one through luxury. if you're not careful, you fall asleep and next thing you know you wake up and someone's sitting on your face. Would need a sign saying 'hotties only' affixed at the very least..

Ferg · Mar 2008

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A chair.

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Joshua Stubbles · Mar 2008

skankerzero · Mar 2008

oh, this is easy:

notman · Mar 2008

Does it have to be the face, or the whole head? If it's the whole head, then I'd have to opt for a hologram machine. Then it can be whatever I want.
If it's just my face, then I'd want it to be a cute puppy face, then all the ladies would want to kiss on me all the time