Every time a new Uwe Boll movie hits theatres, and then DVD days later, I sit in my chair tentatively, unprepared for whatever awesome cinematic experience Master Boll has created for me.
The only movie that equal his B-Movie classics is Troll 2. Seriously, if you go in to these films expecting comedy, you'll leave the theatre/comfort of your living room couch as a new man.
Why, the nerve of some people never ceases to amaze me.
Uwe Boll is a valid and prized contributer to the film industry, and the constant mockery of his name is an insult to myself, and to the great film industry he represents!
Seriously? It's obviously a joke. I can't believe some people can't tell.
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Oh I don't know about that. It's never easy to tell with Boll. He may mean it as a joke, but on the other hand he could also be dead serious. That's the way of Boll.
I have to admit, I kinda like the guy. I've never met him in person, but he seems honest, no-bullshit (though some may say he's all-bullshit), and a pretty cool guy.
East, I'll just say this about the guy... anyone who wants to 'openly challenge his critics to a boxing match', and then tells anyone with actual fighting experience to GTFO, is all-bullshit. He's one of those 'creative a-holes' who willingly dishes out spite and criticism, but can't take it to save their own ass.
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yeah I heard he promised to coach people who were fighting him then did nothing about it
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Well of course he wouldn't have time to train his would-be pugilists. He was far to busy making cinema weep in sheer horror. I am told that they have to put buckets underneath the projector whenever his movies are displayed, because the film itself crys tears of blood as it is played.
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But then who knows with Mr. Boll.
My performance in Postal as 'Nazi Theme Park Owner' outperforms easily Ben Kingsley in Schindler's List!
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This made me laugh. Thank you for making today start off on a good note.
don't go watch.
It almost reads as a joke.
But then who knows with Mr. Boll.
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Seriously? It's obviously a joke. I can't believe some people can't tell.
Funny ass shit though. It's entertaining watching all the dumbassed comments of people getting pissed off.
Oh, and Postal is hilarious. We got a pre-release copy at work, everyone here really enjoyed it. Though it's ultra offensive.
The only movie that equal his B-Movie classics is Troll 2. Seriously, if you go in to these films expecting comedy, you'll leave the theatre/comfort of your living room couch as a new man.
Not the kind that wears gold and stands on the first place podium, but the kind that gets a participation certificate.
-caseyjones
Uwe Boll is a valid and prized contributer to the film industry, and the constant mockery of his name is an insult to myself, and to the great film industry he represents!
bahahhahaa
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It almost reads as a joke.
But then who knows with Mr. Boll.
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Seriously? It's obviously a joke. I can't believe some people can't tell.
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Oh I don't know about that. It's never easy to tell with Boll. He may mean it as a joke, but on the other hand he could also be dead serious. That's the way of Boll.
I have to admit, I kinda like the guy. I've never met him in person, but he seems honest, no-bullshit (though some may say he's all-bullshit), and a pretty cool guy.
yeah I heard he promised to coach people who were fighting him then did nothing about it
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Well of course he wouldn't have time to train his would-be pugilists. He was far to busy making cinema weep in sheer horror. I am told that they have to put buckets underneath the projector whenever his movies are displayed, because the film itself crys tears of blood as it is played.
Seriously, Boll makes me laugh, and I can respect any guy that makes me laugh.