Send Paris Hilton to JAIL!

ebagg · May 2007

I got this email at work, funny stuff about America's most famous talentless blonde:

ipetitions is running a petition re: poor Paris Hilton trying to get Governor Schwarzenegger to pardon her so she wont go to jail.

Pariss friends wrote the lamest excuse for a petition, a fun read.

Luckily, someone else wrote one to send her to jail.

You know which one I signed! Jail da beech.

FREE Paris Hilton:

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/PH21781/

JAIL Paris Hilton:

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/jailparishilton/

Uly · May 2007

When this happened two days earlier, you have *no* idea how happy I was.

Jesse Moody · May 2007

haha Jail that beyatch!

She's too stupid for her own good. Look her up. Either way she is gonna get even more popular from all this.

Now it can be 45 days with Paris. A new adult film about prison love between inmates.

MoP · May 2007

I like how she tried to argue her court case by saying she didn't know her license was suspended, until someone pointed out that she had the suspension papers and documents in her car which she was driving when she was pulled over. Prize muppet.

McIlroy · May 2007

She got a lot of breaks before they went to this extreme so she deserves what she is getting and really it's a pretty light sentence . She has nothing to worry about the jail system would never let anyone that famous get hurt or molested it'll be a cakewalk compared to the time some people have to do for the same crimes .

Miguelito · May 2007

The bitch deserves it. Reality-Prison-Porn-Show!

Joshua Stubbles · May 2007

She gets her own cell. It's not exactly torture. Maybe she'll get jumped in the shower room or something.

notman · May 2007

Like Vassago said, it will be a celebrity jail, but still, I think she needs at least that so she'll hopefully learn that she's NOT above the damn law. Money won't buy your way out of everything.

ElysiumGX · May 2007

She needs to be kept in jail until her fans finish puberty.

bounchfx · May 2007

celebrities should not get special treatment.

shit like this pisses me off.

danr · May 2007

I swear, if people in this world don't start shutting the fuck up about the bloody paris hilton I'm gonna throw someone off a bridge. I've been there, it's soulless and the staff are wankers

Jesse Moody · May 2007

her ass should be locked up for releasing that shit pile she called a porno.

Rhinokey · May 2007

i don't think she released that. or called it a porno.

EmAr · May 2007

Wow, what a lame excuse! And they are sending this to Schwarzenegger who was involved in an accident while he was riding a bike without the proper license last year.

Motz · May 2007

Funny how our basketball team (Pacers) Can shoot up a club and not get any time for it. They need to stop picking on her. She's made some bad choices, and is the poster child for a sluty club girl, let her live with that. i assure you it's punishment enough when she look back on it.

Uly · May 2007

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Funny how our basketball team (Pacers) Can shoot up a club and not get any time for it. They need to stop picking on her. She's made some bad choices, and is the poster child for a sluty club girl, let her live with that. i assure you it's punishment enough when she look back on it.

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... I think she'll rather enjoy it throughout her entire life. Look at Pamela Anderson, born in '67 and still slutting out.

Send Paris Hilton to JAIL!

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