I would probably die...if

swampbug · May 2006

If I wrapped myself in 2 sleeping bags, and Jumped off the sears tower to the ground..

I would probably die.

If I put my head inside a sharks mouth, with a neckbrace on and he bit down.

I would probably die.

Joao Sapiro · May 2006

if i didnt make some inputs on my computer from 15 to 15 minutes.

i would probably die.

BIP !

MartinKDahl · May 2006

if i went to the ripe old age of 101 and feeling satisfied with life....

THEN exploding into thousands of tiny fragments that would start the portents that bring forth ragnarök.

ElysiumGX · May 2006

...women didn't have boobs.

...I lose the ability to use both my arms.

...I sit through an entire Britney Spears and/or K-fed album.

Weiser_Cain · May 2006

I think I can see where I work in that picture

Soccerman18 · May 2006

...If I happened to be the unfortunate bum that swampbug landed on.

Zergxes · May 2006

... If I finally lost it and went vigilante Batman-ninja style on this little stinkhole of a town.

oXYnary · May 2006

I keep not my minding my own business on the bus as yelled at by other passengers after I tried to step in from a gang banger rider who took something the crouchy driver said personally and threatened to kick his ass repeatedly when he was getting off. "You don't know what side of town your on", they scolded me.

What I wanted to open there eyes to is its that minding own business mind set that had made that side of town in the first place!

Minding your own business is what allows all the bad shit to happen versus caring about one another.

Rick Stirling · May 2006

If you come talking that jibber jabber near me, you will probably die.

oXYnary · May 2006

and thats just sad rick

wille · May 2006

no, rick is right.

hawken · May 2006

ok mr T

I would probably die if:

I ate any of the following foods;

carrots
sweet corn
peanuts
oysters (shell fish in general)
natto
mochi
anpan
new potatoes with skin on
hazelnuts
horsechestnuts
halapino peppers (hark at my phonetic english)
chickens feet

I think that covers it (except for the obvious brains and eyeballs which I have never tried)

ebagg · May 2006

If I lost my genitalia in an accident, I would die, I would make sure of it!!!!

retleks · May 2006

If I was the drummer for Spinal Tap.

oXYnary · May 2006

So its right to kill another person if you dont agree with them new comer willie? Niccee.... theres a few people I need to take out in the world. One being Rick as so I can take over his position and identity.