Mind controlling parasites in 50% of people!

KDR_11k · Feb 2006

http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20060211/sc_space/mindcontrolbyparasites

Polycount:CGChat is roughly 50:50, now who's under mind control?

Lore · Feb 2006

So that explains the voices in my head. Whew I thought I was just imagining them.

KeyserSoze · Feb 2006

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And your inexplicable fondness of cat urine

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ElysiumGX · Feb 2006

So, 50% of people have lost the ability to survive? I can believe that.

Lore · Feb 2006

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Huh. I'm wondering. Do you buy the grade A low yellow cat urine. Or do you crave the pure yellow cat urine?

I like fat free. I can't stand the fat cat urine.

KeyserSoze · Feb 2006

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Huh. I'm wondering. Do you buy the grade A low yellow cat urine. Or do you crave the pure yellow cat urine?

I like fat free. I can't stand the fat cat urine.

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But the fat is where all the flavor comes from. The fat free stuff is too bland.

CheapAlert · Feb 2006

maybe it's the leading cause of furries

JKMakowka · Feb 2006

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Uhhh you are probably right, can't be explained otherwise.
But now we just need to find the gargoyle loving parasite

shotgun · Feb 2006

this can explain everything.

including president bush.

oXYnary · Feb 2006

Its a secret conspiracy of cats so that they can get a nice leisure life. In rats, it makes them attracted to urine, in humans its make them thinks cats are adorable.

See how it all adds up for the benefit to the cat?

Scott Ruggels · Feb 2006

Kitty!!

Scott

Justin Meisse · Feb 2006

Mood-altering cat parasites make women friendly and men into jerks

Weiser_Cain · Feb 2006

Wait, how does beer factor into this? I know it's made me do loads of stupid things. And sex, I've done insane things at the very notion that there'd be sex involved.

[MILES] · Feb 2006

So it all comes down to cats and mice...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/guide/mice.shtml

Malekyth · Feb 2006

Oh. My. Gawd. That is AWESOME!

CheapAlert · Feb 2006

heh, funny board bug

Mind controlling parasites in 50% of people!

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