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DOA movie trailer.

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Ah ha ha ha ha ha....ew.

http://www.comingsoon.net/trailers/doa/
Unfortunately, that was the only trailer I could find. Yeah, I didn't look too hard.

Ok, I don't know anything about the story of the game, but I never thought it was something to light-hearted and one-liner-y. Oh wells.

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  • nitzmoff
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    Looks phenomenoly bad. Of all the garbage in that gem I especially like the close up of the girl kicking the guy with the top of her foot. A great move if your aim is to break every conceivable bone in your foot.
  • oXYnary
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    Kill Bill for teens?
  • Rick Stirling
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    Too lazy to repost my entire rant from earlier.

    Just search j-list for karate.

    Hell, I might as well try to make some cash, use my affilate link:



    jlist and buying stuff will earn Rick points towards cheap asian pornography. Maybe.
  • monster
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    Remindes me of V.I.P with Pam Anderson. Doesn't looks so bad. But I'm easy to please when it comes to movies.
  • Fuse
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    why in god's name do they think that that asian actress is attractive, aside from being in shitty movies (except sin city) she makes my eyes bleed smile.gif
  • Daz
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    Isn't that Holly Valance? Not the Asian chick, the Aussie I mean. Damn, she is fine. That might just be enough for my fickle self to sit through an hour of this drivel! smile.gif
  • flaagan
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    Kill Bill for teens?

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    Try again.. it's effing Charlie's Angels...

    I really think the movie industry is pumping out this shit cause they're getting snubbed $-wise by the video game industry.. so they're trying to make the game industry look bad by trying to suggest we've got no substance to our stuff! laugh.gif
  • oXYnary
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    trying to suggest we've got no substance to our stuff!

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    95% of the time, they would be right. Especially the titles they have choosen thus far. smile.gif
  • Thegodzero
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    bwahahahaha, ok i wasnt sure what the DOA guys thought were the best things of DOA now i know. Its the halfnakedness of the babes fighting people.
  • _Shimmer
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    hmm I dont know the game, so I guess I didnt got the point about ranting away about the trailer
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    So far -objective view- I liked the trailer. Well I love boobs too and nice butts. and well yeah hot chicks. Looks pretty much like a mix of Kill Bill and Charlies Angels, but while Killbill just featured one hot looking funky mama and Charlies Angels 3 ugly ones this looks more promising for a emule download (piracy, YARRR) and watch drunk movie and see those titties move.
    Definitly doesnt worth going in the cinema for this, though.
  • KDR_11k
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    Of all the garbage in that gem I especially like the close up of the girl kicking the guy with the top of her foot. A great move if your aim is to break every conceivable bone in your foot.

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    You actually do that in karate and some other martial arts for a quick kick aimed at the medium area. I can't get a lot of power into it and prefer the heel but the span of the foot is used for attacks.
  • Rhinokey
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    fuse completely disagree with you, devon aoki is a complete hottie,


    saw the trailer to this, looks about the same quality as the streetfighter movie,
  • Ozymandias
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    I don't know about karate KDR, but you certainly don't kick like that in mui thai. I also know a jiu jitsu submission that involves forcing to bend the foot like that, and i hurts like hell. Dumbest looking kick i've ever seen. This movie will suck beyond belief.
  • nitzmoff
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    You actually do that in karate and some other martial arts for a quick kick aimed at the medium area. I can't get a lot of power into it and prefer the heel but the span of the foot is used for attacks.

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    I was always trained never to do that if you plan on actually damaging your opponent. Most anything you strike is likely to be much harder than those bones on your foot. Ball of your foot or heel is the way to go.

    Hajime!
  • Rhinokey
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    top foot stikes to the side and ribs and thigh work fine, would not want to kick someone in a boney area with it
  • ebagg
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    But how the hell will they fit the huge story of the game into a movie!?!?!??
  • Mongrelman
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    Wow...

    There are very few movies I watch and think "That was shit". I generally really like, like or think a movie is ok. Charlie's Angels was one of the few on my shit list. This looks like it will be joining the list.

    Ozy: I think you are talking about the achilles stretch (we do in Brazilian Jujitsu), the pain comes from the pressure on the tendon, not the actual bending the foot. And yeah, it ain't fun smile.gif

    Anyone else think they'll get more enjoyment from looking at the poster of the movie than the actual film itself? tongue.gif
  • Rhinokey
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    ebagg i really don't care if the movie is anything like the game, personaly i suspect what story the game has is most likely "shit"

    i would prefer they turn all the DOA fighters into cyborgs in the future that drive jet cars, IF they could do it and have it be a GOOD movie,

    staying true to source = not all that important
    actualy being good = important

    now if there was some way to do both i'm all for it,
  • Jelmer
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    Worst movie of the century. Lol @ hot girls with boring male voices.
  • Soul_Reaper
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    Why is Ayane, a Japanese character, being played by a Norweigan?

    This movie looks horrible. DOA actually has a pretty good plot, at least if you look at Kasumi and Ayane's history, but this movie just looks like Charlies Angels, only shitter.
  • ElysiumGX
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    Worth downloading on a rainy day...well, some scenes...without sound. Not worth the ticket or DVD price. Hollywood will never learn.
  • KDR_11k
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    Oh, I've seen that movie, it had Uma Thurman in it, right? No wait, that was only one woman fighting a horde of ninjas.
  • Super
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    Terrible.


    But Holly Valance...
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