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Happy Birthday everybody!!!

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arshlevon polycounter lvl 18
jesus, are there anymore??

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  • Thegodzero
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    Thegodzero polycounter lvl 18
    Happy birthday trees. Happy brirthday sun. Happy birthday guy with a chainsaw running at me.
  • AstroZombie
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    AstroZombie polycounter lvl 18
    Happy Birthday Arshlevon!!!!
  • Daz
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    Daz polycounter lvl 18
    You missed mine in july you fuckers! happy birthday to me!
  • _Shimmer
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    _Shimmer polycounter lvl 18
    hmm seems like the day of fuck was 9 months ago...
  • Nilium
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    Nilium polycounter lvl 18
    thnom's birthday is today I think. TOO MANY BIRTHDAYS!

    So from now on, I shall insert "Happy birthday" into my signature!

    Edit: I just found out it doesn't fit... stupid 150 character limit!
  • arshlevon
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    arshlevon polycounter lvl 18
    i guess there is nothing to do in january but fuck.. and i dont mean butt fuck i mean nothing besides fuck, i mean good ol vagina fuck.. making babies .. ohhh yeah.. i mean its cold outside.. your probably snowed in.. drink a little booze to warm you up and HOLY CRAP YOUR PREGNANT!!! they get married, ignore the little shit cause they are too busy keeping up with the jones', he becomes socially inept and just plays on the dumb computer all day, hangs out in the darkest corners of the internet, watches the weirdest porn, and posts on polycount..
    then some pretensious jackass starts making all these smart ass comments on polycount.. do a little research and find out where he works... and BOOM!! its like doom for real baby!!.. i am talking columbine part2 man.. blood everywhere.. home made bombs.. and the rest is pretty self explanitory.. there is a time of mourning, a time of peace.. then comes the dumb rubber braclets with a special color that hasent been used for any other tragedy.. the made for TV movie.. come to find out the kid that made the comments was sexually abused by his uncle when he 4.. its fucked up man! fucked..
  • MoP
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    MoP polycounter lvl 18
    hahaha arsh, i love your short stories!
  • Sean McBride
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    Sean McBride polycounter lvl 18
    hahahahaha.... damn arsh. Thats hilarious.
  • ElysiumGX
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    ElysiumGX polycounter lvl 18
    people enjoy the holiday where others remember you still exists. a nice piece a cake. a few smiles. everyone says you're a complete ass. but they won't say it today. oh no. it's your birthday. go ahead. have a good one. for the next 364 days...you're nobody. when it's someone else's turn, you'll play the smiling game. you'll try to think of a unique and clever mix of words to congratulate them, just to pretend that you honestly care. perhaps you'll crack a little joke, and they giggle a little. when they've had enough ass kissing for the day, they'll take a nice breath of air, and move on. only a few dozen more until you're unable to take that breath. enjoy.
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