sharks with frickin' laser beams on their head?

Justin Meisse · Sep 2005

Not as good as sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads but lightyears ahead of ill tempered, mutated sea bass.

Dolphins with frickin' toxic dart guns on their heads

killingpeople · Sep 2005

oh, this was no accident.

KDR_11k · Sep 2005

The Navy says that's bullshit because dolphins can't tell friend from foe and it'd be idiotic to equip them with weapons. That's what they got sealions for.

hawken · Sep 2005

I heard they trained some octopus ninjas too

Mark Dygert · Sep 2005

50 cents says the dolphins show up dead of malnutrition because the they forgot how to look for food on thier own. Who straps toxic darts to dolphins right before a big storm hits. This is media crap... /ignore

Josh_Singh · Sep 2005

50 cent said that?

Mark Dygert · Sep 2005

Vig: I am betting 50 cents the dolphins die of malnutrition.
ghost_rider: You know 50 cent? AND you make bets with him about the dolphins?
Vig: No I didn't make a bet with "HIM" I am putting 50 cents on the table as a bet.
ghost_rider: You bet you could put 50 cent on a table?
Vig: No he's not actually on the table, 50 cents is.
ghost_rider: So you lost the bet?
Vig: What? No one has found the dolphins yet so we don't know who won.
ghost_rider: So let me get this straight you bet 50 cents on the dolphins?
Vig: yes.
ghost_rider: You know the dolphins started sucking since the lost Dan Marino, but I don't think they will die.
Vig: ...

Eric Chadwick · Sep 2005

In a related story...
Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs

KDR_11k · Sep 2005

As they say, "So long and thanks for all the fish!".

sharks with frickin' laser beams on their head?

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