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Movie is released today, but from what i have seen in the trailer i have a bad feeling its going to really suck,i dont know its just a feeling,remember when you saw the trailers for spiderman 2 and Batman begins for some reason they just excited you? i really dont get that feeling,i think jessica alba seemed like a bad choice for the invisible woman and that guy who plays reed richards doesnt seem convincing at all and they actually have ben grim saying its clobbering time,come on even if i fought a 7'3 hell's angel biker and he told me "its clobbering time" id laugh at him,then get my ass throughly beat.

the only actor who seems to capture the essence of the actor is the guy playing human torch,in both spidermans and batman begins all the actors captured the essence of what the characters were,these guys just dont seem to do it.

My prediction,it will suck as much as Daredevil and suck less then elektra.

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  • steady
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    poopinmymouth made me see elektra with him, i wanted to stab my eyes out with a fork

    yeah, i agree with you completely JO, I think they could have done some better casting with Mr.Fantastic and the invisible woman. Maybe for invisible woman have a 30something milf with blonde hair and that Brady Bunch Shelly Long look but a bit hotter, and for Mr. Fantastic maybe a 45 year old guy with brown hair and natural grey streaks. I predict it'll suck. mad.gif
  • Dukester
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    Dallas Morning News gave it a "C" I think it will probably be a miss, but still make money in spite of it.

    Daredevil didn't suck.
  • JO420
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    omg daredevil did suck,that scene with the see saw was cheesy as hell,ben affleck didnt seem convincing.
  • KDR_11k
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    steady: Did he still laugh at every scene?
  • Neo_God
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    yeah, this movie has in no way captured my interest. Nothing about it looks good. The only thing good about it seems to be the funny Burger King Commericals.
  • SouthpawSamurai
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    I was turned off when I first heard they were going with a more 'Ultimate' Fantastic Four approach (everyone younger, etc).

    Gruffudd is a good actor and sort of does have a Mr.Fantastic look, but he does look a bit too young. Alba just doesn't have that 'yes, I'm sort of sexy, but almost in a nice girlfriend/wife/mother-of-your-child sort of way' and I think it was a mistake to over-emphasize her character's intelligence when the actress doesn't tend to carry that over well (heck, the advertisements don't help...she might as well be called the Cleavage Woman or the Invisible Neckline for all the ads show). From what I've scene of trailers/snippets, Evans isn't bad as the torch...do like his hubris. My two problems are that he's too close to Reed's age and, personally, I would've preferred they kept Johnny blond as Grimm just loves to pick on him for it. I can live with how the Thing looks (after all, we could've gotten a good CGI Thing or a REALLY bad CGI thing and at least the suit Thing has some weight and character).

    But I find it funny people are tearing the movie apart for its story. Whether it deserves it or not remains to be seen (and for me that'll probably be when it comes to the cheap seat theaters), but I want someone to point out a really great FF comic story. Don't get me wrong, the Fantastic Four were a fun read and the family dynamic made it easily relatable, but to me, even as a kid, most FF stories were crappy pulp science fiction stuff. There are good moments, even great, classic moments, but overall the stories (particularly in its early years) were some of the most fluffy stuff around. If anything, FF was almost never about the stories as much as the core set of four.

    From what I understand, the movie doesn't do a great job at that either, but that's another story....
  • sundance
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    i'm seeing it. i've enjoyed all the nu-marvel movies, X1 and 2, spideys, DD, hulk, elektra, the blades and punisher.

    don't care much what others say, i'll see it and judge myself.
  • StrangeFate
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    how dare you judge anything for yourself, you better follow the mainstream opinion NOW.
  • MoP
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    I agree about the casting for Mr Fantastic and Invisible Woman being a bit wide of the mark, but I dunno, it looks enjoyable enough... the kind of thing where you turn your brain off well before entering the cinema.
  • Rhinokey
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    just got back from seeing it, and while i was more entertained by it than i would have been sitting at home, or at work, i can honestly say it was Terrible, i mean serriously.

    i award this movie the "Uwe Bol" award of un-excellance
  • Daz
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    not even worth it for Alba's boobies Rhinokey?
  • Kevin Johnstone
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    Going to watch this movie would be like voluntering to take angry pills for me... so no, I don't think so.

    r.
  • Thegodzero
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    Daz dont listen to Mojo, he cant even remember his own name...

    not that i'm saying this movie is any good...
  • cochtl
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    Id rather Fantastic 4 be a skinemax flick than a summer blockbuster. All of the character's super hero names would be aptly suited for a "B" movie soft core porn wannabe like that, and it would also cost 1/20th the current budget.
  • Slayerjerman
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    god damn, does that suit on Alba get any tighter. Second skin indeed. wink.gif

    von Doom was pretty cool and the Thing was well played.
  • Rhinokey
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    thing was well played, that was about the only thing in the movie that was well, doom was freaking HORRIBLE, he was better done in the original fantastic four movie
  • BoBo_the_seal
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    I enjoyed the movie greatly. Not the best comic movie made but damn entertaining. Ben grim, Doom, and the human torch were cast perfectly. Alba was hot but didn't say invisible girl to me.

    I was originally upset that the thing wasn’t CG’d and almost as big as the hulk but the costume worked really well and the size actually made him more unique.

    I’d recommend seeing it for the pure entertainment value. If you’re looking for more why are you watching a comic book movie in the first place? smile.gif

    - BoBo
  • Mishra
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    i saw it today, i have been hearing bad things but i thought it was good, no oscars for it but i dont think it was made with that intention. dr. doom irked me though because he had a very lame voice that didnt sound menacing and i was like "that doesnt fit well" i pictured more gravelly or deep.
  • Mark Dygert
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    So many plot holes and badly put together scenes I can't do anything but b!tch about how bad it was. I wasn't looking for an amazing story but I at least wanted one that worked scene from scene. There where scenes that given the situation would not have ever worked. Even given the "fantastic" nature of the movie some scenes wouldn't work even in the make believe world of the movie.

    Doom was a poor rip off of the green goblin from spiderman instead of Doom. They screwed up doom soo much he wasn't Doom at all. They should have called the character something else and said they made him up. I look at doom in this movie as the American version of Godzilla that was done a few years back. They called him Doom but it wasn't anything but a poor knock off.

    It's worth renting if you manage to get a free rental coupon. If this was 1992 and this was the first of the super hero movies it would be the best one ever made. But the bar has been set and it's pretty high. Do yourself a favor and just flush the 20 bucks you would spend taking a date to this flaming pile of a train wreck they called a movie.
  • Mark Dygert
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Id rather Fantastic 4 be a skinemax flick than a summer blockbuster. All of the character's super hero names would be aptly suited for a "B" movie soft core porn wannabe like that, and it would also cost 1/20th the current budget.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    It was a "B" movie soft core porn wannabe but without the good parts, porn...
  • Nerd Groupie
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    I enjoyed it. It was no Spider-Man/X-Men, but it was no Hulk/Daredevil either.
  • ScreaminBubba
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    Saw it last night, it was entertaining and worth seeing. It did not change my life, or give me divine inspiration. It's a movie, not a religious experience.

    My wife and I enjoyed it, as well as most all of the other marvel movies, except Daredevil.

    I'll agree that Daredevil was a waste of time.
  • Rhinokey
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    i found both daredevil and the hulk, while being terrible themselves.. was better than this.. actualy... daredevil and this are pretty close
  • MoP
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    Hmm, I quite enjoyed Daredevil. I guess I might quite enjoy Fantastic Four too, then! smile.gif
  • cochtl
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    [ QUOTE ]
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    Id rather Fantastic 4 be a skinemax flick than a summer blockbuster. All of the character's super hero names would be aptly suited for a "B" movie soft core porn wannabe like that, and it would also cost 1/20th the current budget.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    It was a "B" movie soft core porn wannabe but without the good parts, porn...

    [/ QUOTE ]

    It's getting there...

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    Man I totally meant to hit "quote" and not "reply"...
  • PaK
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    if i ciould watch a video of jessica alba just running for about 45 mins i'd probably watch it....tho not in a theatre, too limiting :P

    -R
  • JKim3
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    geez, cochtl...it's like a car crash...i can't stop looking at it.
  • KRakarth
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    I was looking forward to this film, guess I'll just go see something else frown.gif
  • JO420
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    i saw dark water last night,man what boring trash
  • monster
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    I enjoyed it, of course I also enjoy movie theater hot dogs and $4.00 soda.
  • Marine
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    was good, definitely not up to spider-man 2/batman begins level, but as good as the x-men movies.
    as for doom, i wish they hadn't changed him, but i get why they did. if they'd gone with comic doom, he'd have been too sympathetic and human. one man, raised by gypsies, lost both parents at an early age, taking on four super-powered individuals using nothing but his own mind and talent. he's a very egotistical, but when you're the smartest man on the planet, how can you not be?
    was a little disappointed that neither him or reed where written as geniuses though.
  • sundance
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    i thoroughly enjoyed it. i'm mostly peeved that ben actually made himself the thing again. i thought he was supposed to be a tragic figure, forever denied being normal, not some dope who as soon as he becomes normal goes and changes back!
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    I enjoyed it. Wasnt "fantastic" but wasnt bad either.
    I went in expecting much worse.
    I do think that the screenplay could have used about 20 more IQ points, but thats ok.

    I for one loved Hulk. Daredevil was merely "ok".
  • hawken
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    I honestly cannot understand the beef you guys have with daredevil. I can't remember much about the movie but do remember being blown away by the attention to detail in the audio / visual.

    I watched fantastic4 just now, thought it was a good romp but to be honest the sound track really killed the whole thing for me about 3/4 of the way through, when I noticed it was contrived bollocks. They could have made an effort to do something original for once. How many more classical BUM BOM BOOM soundtracks do we need? We already have great ones that everyone copies.

    Three shit moments in the movie were: 1. ok lets get to the thing through the police, so sexy Alba goes invisible and they all meet 'round the back. Great job. 2. the thing gets into the elevator when hes down in the dumps, when the films logic clearly states that he needs to use the stairs. 3. the thing covers half the city to whack doom in the face in under about 1 minute flat. Fantastic!

    There were continuity errors galore and a few scene changes made fuck all sense.

    Apart from these short comings, this movie is for kids and selling toys, which it will do very well at.
  • sal_manilla
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    Just saw it. I enjoyed it. Definitely worth seeing in the theatre. I agree with Hawken about the music. An improvement would've helped the flick a bit....like the soundtrack to The Punisher for example...boyeeeeeee.

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  • HonkyPunch
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    I love in the beginning of the punisher, and there's the explosion with the "baddy" flying out of it, and you can see his face..IT'S A DUMMY!
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