Trapped in the Closet!

MoP · Jun 2005

Heh, just saw this posted over on ConceptArt.org, so for any of you who don't visit there, here's a fun link:

http://www.r-kelly.com/index_main.html

Watch the videos for Trapped in the Closet, part 1 and part 2... it's apparently an "Urban Operetta"... I call it a comedy goldmine!

Daz · Jun 2005

I thought you were about to inform us of your struggle to come out Paul!

Daz · Jun 2005

hah thats awesome!

animatr · Jun 2005

thank you for wasting 7 minutes of my life! that was terrible! like, why the hell did he have a gun in the first place? Is he a gangsta, oh man, that was terrible. lol.

KeyserSoze · Jun 2005

He walks up to the closet.
Gets close up to the closet.
Now he's at the closet.
Now he's openning the closet.

Those are some powerful lyrics. I especially like how every line ends with "closet." And when the guy was looking for him, why the hell did he look in the drawer?

nitzmoff · Jun 2005

He looks at the closet.
He raises his arm up to the closet.
He's going to open the closet.
He's definitely thinking about opening the closet.
Now I'm certain he's going to open the closet.
Oh my God, yes, he's actually gonna open this closet.
He pauses for a second at the closet.
Maybe he's not going to open this closet.
Wait, he just had to scratch his head for a second while he's in front of this closet.
Now he's gone back to opening the closet.
He's opening the cloest.
Why can't I say anything without ending in closet?
I don't understand what's happening to me closet.
Please someone help me closet.
Fuck! closet.
Aaaaaarrrggghhhh! .....closet.

cholden · Jun 2005

Really enjoyed those lyrics, and how they played it out seriously to deliver a punchline to a joke at the end.

aesir · Jun 2005

That shit cracked up up! If you listen to part 3 you find out that the guy is having a gay love affair with some other guy. This REALLLY freaks R. Kelly out

Dude has an amazing voice... too bad hes an idiot

oXYnary · Jun 2005

As mentioned, if you listen 3. AWESOME! Almost tempted to buy this album.

arshlevon · Jun 2005

that was so good it made me want to piss on 12 year olds!!!

Pseudo · Jun 2005

I expected the worst but I watched it anyway, and much to my surprise, that was hilarious

rooster · Aug 2005

just came across this brill parody: http://gorillamask.net/jklpizza.shtml

MoP · Aug 2005

Your entire ass is crazy.

Sean McBride · Aug 2005

hehehe, i heard this song on the radio. Funny stuff.

Confession: I kinda like it.

MoP · Aug 2005

You're sick and need help! You're only allowed to like it in an entirely comical sense.

Sean McBride · Aug 2005

hahaha, well come on, its kinda cool... the circular story. I just like the story. =p It does get comical when he goes home.

Its really unique, its nice to see someone do something different. Props to rkelly for accualy opening his mind.