God Bless America ( Most useless thread ever )

pogonip · Jun 2005

I did'nt know about this until I read about it on yahoo news ... but I swear if they ever come to seattle which im sure they will i'll have a new airline to be loyal to.

http://www.hootersair.com/

KDR_11k · Jun 2005

All nice except for the wehrmacht sign on her hat!

snemmy · Jun 2005

not only that.. look at the owl's wings...

boob nazis!

Prs-Phil · Jun 2005

no the nazis stole if from them, I swear

KDR_11k · Jun 2005

Yes, their founder went back in time and was Hitler's teacher!

Hollowmind · Jun 2005

I'm still waiting for Deja Vu Airlines. Now that would be great.

sledgy · Jun 2005

Ok Hooter's girls as flight attendants. That just rocks.

aesir · Jun 2005

Just as long as they dont have a hooters girl as the pilot...

KDR_11k · Jun 2005

No, they outsource piloting to Afghanistan.

JO420 · Jun 2005

that an SS cap shes wearing?

http://www.n9s.org/images/shop/SSVisor.jpg

they just photoshopped the deaths head out

steady · Jun 2005

i rode Hooters Airlines from North Carolina up to BWI. It was 55 bux for the ticket, and the flight attendant was hot as hell, I got a picture with her. I'll upload it later tonight.

pogonip · Jun 2005

That rocks ...you know in other countries they only hire modelesque level flight attendents , but oh no in America we get bitch nasty old hags cause you know we can't discriminate ..lord...

Scott Ruggels · Jun 2005

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Nope. Look at the angle of the bill and the height of the forepeak. It's not a proper sattelform einheitsmutze. Als the size of the eagle is almost that of the Reich diplomatic corps. but why th hell are you guys looking at her hat? don't you have a pair any more?

Scott

PaK · Jun 2005

I'll get a weekly pass and a become a memberof the the mile high club for real

-R

JO420 · Jun 2005

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that an SS cap shes wearing?

http://www.n9s.org/images/shop/SSVisor.jpg

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Nope. Look at the angle of the bill and the height of the forepeak. It's not a proper sattelform einheitsmutze. Als the size of the eagle is almost that of the Reich diplomatic corps. but why th hell are you guys looking at her hat? don't you have a pair any more?

Scott

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the hat seems outta place is all,anyway youve seen one pair of breast,you wanna see em all

Scott Ruggels · Jun 2005

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the hat seems outta place is all,anyway youve seen one pair of breast,you wanna see em all

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Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout. :-)

Scott

Dukester · Jun 2005

BOOBS! BAH!
When I'm at hooters and waiting for food. I'm checkin out the butts and legs. Hell for that matter, when I'm at the titbar I'm checkin out the butts and legs!

Whats wrong with me!

KDR_11k · Jun 2005

I'm a coder, I parse from top-left to bottom-right

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Sean McBride · Jun 2005

Hahaha nice one kdr.

I accualy go to hooters for the wings... is that wrong?

Every time I brought my ex-girlfriend in with me she always ended up talking to the waitresses and learning their life stories... therefor killing the entire experiance for me. But the wings still kick ass.

Do they have these wings on the plane? hehehe

MoP · Jun 2005

Dukester, move to Brazil. They're all about the butts and legs there.

oXYnary · Jun 2005

Or some parts of Africa, since many cultures and woman go topless, breasts are seen as just.. ehh.

This whole breasts=boner thing is strictly western culture.

KDR_11k · Jun 2005

A boner happens when your body decides whatever you're seeing has mating potential. Though they are probably so used to naked women by now that they wouldn't think of a naked woman as more mateable than a normal one.

AstroZombie · Jun 2005

I like boobs.

Slayerjerman · Jun 2005

I wonder how many women (not counting lesbos) will be flying on said airlines. Not many I would predict.

Hooters girls are good if you like skanks.

JO420 · Jun 2005

yeah go to brazil, recent survey showed brazillian woman are the most sexually aggressive girls in the world cheap steaks too

edit: also i hope the airlines hired some gay men as pilots,distracted pilots is no good

i dont wanna be flying and hear the captain over the loudspeaker say "ladies and gentlemen,if you look to the right side of the plane youll see..see,the most amazing pair of titties ive ever seen.

comedian Dave attel Nailed it on the head when he said " seeing breasts is like a shot of mace in the face except with no rolling around and the floor and screaming"

in fact they have gotten me close to having accidents in 3 seperate occasions

AstroZombie · Jun 2005

I like skanks.

Dukester · Jun 2005

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I like boobs.

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I like skanks.

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So do I, but don't try to fight me here on this AZ, you'll lose.
Just fall in line behind me and we can go places. Neon and strobe light lit places full of skanks, boobs. nice legs and asses

AstroZombie · Jun 2005

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I like boobs.

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I like skanks.

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So do I, but don't try to fight me here on this AZ, you'll lose.
Just fall in line behind me and we can go places. Neon and strobe light lit places full of skanks, boobs. nice legs and asses

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Sounds good to me. Let's go.

Dukester · Jun 2005

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I like boobs.

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I like skanks.

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So do I, but don't try to fight me here on this AZ, you'll lose.
Just fall in line behind me and we can go places. Neon and strobe light lit places full of skanks, boobs. nice legs and asses

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Sounds good to me. Let's go.

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BANZAI!!!
If I am ever in Portland (and I'm sure I would want to stay) you better have a list of trusted phone numbers because we are definately gonna get busted

God Bless America ( Most useless thread ever )

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