If they made 2 clones of you...

ScoobyDoofus · Apr 2005

If they made 2 clones of you, one a woman and the other a man....could they have babies together?
If so, would they be flipper babies, or deformed like you get from brother/sister pairings?
Also, would it be morally wrong, or would it be more akin to masturbation? (which may be morally wrong for some people as well!)

These are the things I think about when my mind isn't occupied with work.

Kevin Johnstone · Apr 2005

yes, no, no and no.

Mishra · Apr 2005

wouldnt their children end up clones also

jzero · Apr 2005

Goldang, as if I wasn't already carrying some really defective gene traits. Such a union would multiply ALL of your genetic traits to the point where the worst of the recessives would get expressed all over the damn place. Not just flipper babies, but diabetic albino waterhead hermaphrodite flipper babies. Like that one 'X-Files' episode. "The worst idea in the history of bad ideas!"

Get back to work, you wrong-thinkin' slacker!

/jzero

Moz · Apr 2005

Thread over.

TomDunne · Apr 2005

If someone made a clone of me that was a female, that wouldn't really be a clone, would it? No one looks at fraternal twins as clones, as they don't have the same chromosmal pairing (not that anyone looks at identical twins as clones, either, but they're a far sight closer to the carbon-copy cloning notion).

HarlequiN · Apr 2005

Why would you need 2 clones? I mean if you're into the whole wierd area of clone fucking why let your Male clone have all the fun when you could do so yourself? So, the question should be, if I fucked my female *almost clone could she have my children, and would they be evil foul smelling mutants?

I don't think I'd fancy the female me though, probably be far to hairy for her own good.

ElysiumGX · Apr 2005

If they made a female clone of me, I would not waste any time replying to stupid threads!

swampbug · Apr 2005

Basicly.. you'd just be masturbating.

TNSLB · Apr 2005

But I bet it feels better!

Delaney King · Apr 2005

I am guessing that if the two dna chains where identical except for the chromasone pairing then, yeah, you would get something identical at the end.

Mind you, I dont think a female me would go for me. I would be too picky if it wasnt for this damn testostorone.

Thegodzero · Apr 2005

This sounds too much like scooby wanting to do his twin sister to me.

Wells · Apr 2005

i made my female clone sterile.

problem solved.

rawkstar · Apr 2005

haha my clones would create an army of killer awesome rockstar babies and take over the world.

Mishra · Apr 2005

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i made my female clone sterile.

problem solved.

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but if they were your clones they'd already be sterile

hohoho

ScoobyDoofus · Apr 2005

Ha, while my sister is a beautiful woman, she's by no means my twin. She's like... 8 years older than me. Although technically she's only my 1/2 sister, I still wouldn't do her.

Moz · Apr 2005

The real question, would it be homosexual to have anal sex with your male clone?

Toomas · Apr 2005

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Basicly.. you'd just be masturbating.

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And killing your own clone would be suicide?

Weiser_Cain · Apr 2005

Well I'd check out both my asses and... I'm out of ideas.

mr.toast · Apr 2005

my old neighbors were twins, and each of them went out with different girls, and they like to switch off so they each get a piece of the girls they get..... boy if i had a twin, i would never get caught for infidelity, i could always get away saying "It wasn't me"

Weiser_Cain · Apr 2005

I'm filled with indescribable outrage.

sundance · Apr 2005

if they made 2 clones of me, one male and one female, i'd send the male clone out to work, stay home and shag the female...

gauss · Apr 2005

this is what happens to your thought processes when you live in las vegas and work in a dark room with photoshop all day. hmm scoob? let's be honest here.

rolfness · Apr 2005

funniest thread ever aaaaaaahahahahaha

If there was a female me would I fuck it course I would. But I wonder what kinda boobs the female me would have... I know what kinda boobs the female bort would have...

Prs-Phil · Apr 2005

didnt read through the whole thread but it probably has been mentioned before

Clone is a one to one copy

I am a male, a one to one copy excludes the possibiltie of a female clone.

Stupid thread, I have to much time I guess so awnser

So man prooved that god didnt exist by finding something that proved his existance ---> *hint*

KDR_11k · Apr 2005

Since we can assume each of them has two sets of chromosomes there would be a theoretical combination of 2*3^22 possible babies. Some of these would be identical to you (for each chromosome pairing there's a 50:50 chance they have the same config as you except for the 23rd chromosome which the female would have two Xs of) so basically 1:4*2^22 of these babies will be identical to you.

As with incest, the babies would have a higher probability of genetic defects but you can't say in advance whether they'll be defective or not (unless you have any genetic defects yourself, in which case they're pretty much guranteed to end up crippled). This whole point is moot of course if we think about the current quality of the cloning process, your clones would probably end up as mentally challenged and aging too fast, plus a shitload of other defects introduced in the process.

ScoobyDoofus · Apr 2005

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this is what happens to your thought processes when you live in las vegas and work in a dark room with photoshop all day. hmm scoob? let's be honest here.

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You got it! Although, I was working in Illustrator when the thought came to me...

That's the one good thing about this job versus a game job. At least I have my own private office, albeit with no windows.

Moz · Apr 2005

No one has answered my man love question yet.

KDR_11k · Apr 2005

It's another individual so whether he's your clone or not, you're taking another man from behind.

Weiser_Cain · Apr 2005

Well there are other ways but it's still gay.

Justin Meisse · Apr 2005

so, are you going to wait 18 years for your clones to grow up or just straight up have sex with a baby? Just skip the whole thing and hook up with the girl who agreed to give birth to your sex slave clones in the first place, she's gotta be freaky-deaky!

Slayerjerman · Apr 2005

I wouldnt do my clone.

But i'll toss in the comedy "do your clone in the pooper" option and the comedy "its not gay unless the balls touch" options for Moz's manlove question.

Seriously, get a girlfriend and stop thinking about fucking your clone. Sick freak

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Wells · Apr 2005

"no way man, I'm not gay. I just let him fuck me ."

shotgun · Apr 2005

very interesting thing.

I was born with a defact in my lower back (ok.. the ass)
which makes my lower back (ok ye my ass. but im not gay!) look pretty sweet -- had i been a girl.

so, the thought is interesting.

but no.
i think this whole cloning minds thing must be outlawed and destroyed. cloning organs for medical purposes, sure. animals? humans? no.

This is pure vandalizing and desrespectful to god and nature, imo.

TomDunne · Apr 2005

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That's the one good thing about this job versus a game job. At least I have my own private office, albeit with no windows.

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A private office with no windows might be the best thing for someone who spends time at work contemplating science-fiction scenarios that invovle him screwing his imaginary twin sister.

ScoobyDoofus · Apr 2005

Hey, I wasn't fucking anything! It would only be Klone-Sechs!
I was figuring on letting the two clones grow up and do eachother. There are plenty of non-clone girls I can play hide-the-salami with.

Dukester · Apr 2005

IfIhadtwoclonesofmyselftheywoouldbothbejenniferannistonclonesandIwouldspendallmytimedoingverynastythingsliketakingpicturesofthemnekkidandcoolstufflikethat!thatiswhatIthinkaboutallthetime!

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