Necronomicon Ex Mortis
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Was watching Evil Dead 2 and thought "hey, why dont I do my own version of the Necronomicon"! It's actually something I've been wanting to do since highschool.
What sort of subjects would you like to see in my Necronomicon? And how many pages(years of my life) would you think is acceptable?
What sort of subjects would you like to see in my Necronomicon? And how many pages(years of my life) would you think is acceptable?
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John: "mmmm, is this hazelnut?"
Me: "Yes do you lie it?"
John: "Oh I do, but not as much as this disceted demon tit. Is that Baphomet?"
Me: "It is, would you like me to rape and murder someone for you now or after the biscotti?"
John: "After."
Doesn't that necessitate knowledge of things man was not meant to know? Like the original 'Al Azif' text had clues to what nighttime insect sounds were actually demon calls. Do you have any info like that which you're ready to share?
/jzero
It's a bit of a letdown, really, when you see this big blazing infernal being lurching from the Stygian abyss, and the only sound it's making is a sort of quiet chirruping buzz.