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Privates: the sexual themed video game wont be on XBLA

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[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfY4YB1fBKs&feature=player_embedded[/ame]

http://kotaku.com/5572204/journey-to-the-center-of-a-vagina-with-privates
No word if Microsoft has changed positions on Privates, the irreverent safe-sex-themed game still being produced for PC. Zombie Cow Studios has gone ahead with this trailer anyway. "Don't touch it, you don't want it growing all up your balls!" No word on its release either, except for the oh-so-clever signoff that it's coming (pause) soon.


Looks fun and funny, its silly that xbox wouldn't approve something live this, its not like topless women or anything that hasn't been shown in games before.
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  • Skamberin
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    Skamberin polycounter lvl 14
    Problem is that this has to do with sex. Can't have that, can have a man slowly cutting open his eye or a chainsaw up a mans bum, but something directly related to sex? GOD NO, THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

    Anyway, game looks like silly fun.
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  • PixelMasher
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    you can slaughter 10k people mercilessly but heaven forbid you show a titty or penis.
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  • Lamont
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    Lamont polycounter lvl 15
    Buying it.
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  • JacqueChoi
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    As Jack Nicolson said best.

    If you see a boob, it's rated R.

    See a boob getting hacked off by a knife, and it's PG-13.
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  • Ark
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    Ark polycounter lvl 11
    MS won't allow this, yet ripping people in half with chainsaws is ok?
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  • glynnsmith
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    glynnsmith polycounter lvl 17
    I think I'd be scared of someone walking in on me whilst I was playing this :S

    Was bad enough when I watched the video, and...

    Oh hay look. A MASSIVE VAGINA.
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  • ebagg
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    Haha really Microsoft!? You already forgot your main demographic during E3 with too much focus on Kinect, now you're forgetting most of your users are male between the ages of mid-teens to thirties and love porn & sex, as well as JOKES ABOUT porn & sex!? Score another point for censorship & prudeness in the USA, subtract another point from common sense & personal responsibility.
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  • Zwebbie
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    Err, all I could get from those articles was that back in May, it wasn't rated yet but might not get through because it could fall under the category of strong sexual content. And now, in June, it still hasn't gone through any ratings.
    So unless I'm missing something here, concluding from that Microsoft thinks Privates will harm your poor children's brain is overdoing it a bit. Let's wait until they actually say something, yes?
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  • oXYnary
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    glynnsmith wrote: »
    I think I'd be scared of someone walking in on me whilst I was playing this :S

    Was bad enough when I watched the video, and...

    Oh hay look. A MASSIVE VAGINA.

    What is it with some guys and saying Vagina. Va-gi-nae..

    We can make all the dick jokes we want, but god forbid someone mentions the female organs.

    Only thing that scared me, (well more like eww! was the anal cave).
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  • glynnsmith
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    oXYnary wrote: »
    What is it with some guys and saying Vagina. Va-gi-nae..

    We can make all the dick jokes we want, but god forbid someone mentions the female organs.

    Only thing that scared me, (well more like eww! was the anal cave).
    :| Your word-twisting skills are impressive! I have no qualms with saying vagina. I never said anything remotely approaching that.

    It'd be the same if the videogame's saying penis, or anal sphyncter. The thing that bothers me is a videogame's saying it, Obviously put in the game to stir a reaction, and it's done so. Mission completed. Maybe it's stirred too much of a reaction and they've shot themselves in the <male reproductory organ>.

    The game kinda looks kinda meh to me anyways, so...
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  • oXYnary
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    glynnsmith wrote: »
    :| Your word-twisting skills are impressive! I have no qualms with saying vagina. I never said anything remotely approaching that.

    It'd be the same if the videogame's saying penis, or anal sphyncter. The thing that bothers me is a videogame's saying it, Obviously put in the game to stir a reaction, and it's done so. Mission completed. Maybe it's stirred too much of a reaction and they've shot themselves in the <male reproductory organ>.

    The game kinda looks kinda meh to me anyways, so...

    Thanks! I was just screwing around (pun?) with my reply. :)
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  • glynnsmith
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    glynnsmith polycounter lvl 17
    <3

    :)
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  • ZacD
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    glynnsmith wrote: »
    It'd be the same if the videogame's saying penis, or anal sphyncter. The thing that bothers me is a videogame's saying it, Obviously put in the game to stir a reaction, and it's done so. Mission completed. Maybe it's stirred too much of a reaction and they've shot themselves in the <male reproductory organ>.

    The game kinda looks kinda meh to me anyways, so...


    I really liked conkers bad fur day (or was it the remake...). I enjoy the silly adult games. As long as the humor is good and it is fun. If the whole point of the game is shock value, then that's stupid.
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  • motives
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    pretty cool idea tho. Could be a good educational title if done right
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  • Ark
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    http://www.e4.com/game/privates.html

    Been released if anyone fancies it.
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