Valve is silly

ZacD · Jun 2010

http://pc.ign.com/articles/109/1094050p1.html

Dear Subject Name Here,

Aperture Science is pleased to inform you that we have partnered with Valve to announce the gala CANCELLATION of the June 14 Portal 2 event at the Regal Theater. The event will be replaced by a surprise. And even though the cancellation of the event certainly counts as a surprise, we are pleased to further announce that the cancellation of the event is not THE surprise. However, per International treaties regarding the definition of the word "surprise", of which both Aperture Science and Valve are signatories, the time, date and content of the actual surprise will only become available as you experience the surprise.

If you'd like to ask fruitless questions about the E3 Portal 2 surprise or, more fruitfully, schedule an appointment to attend a Portal 2 screening at the Valve booth during E3, please contact Valve's Special Envoy to Surprises, Doug Lombardi.

Thank you for RECORD SCRATCH!!!

PS: The surprising record scratch is also not the surprise.

pior · Jun 2010

This doesnt count, you didnt even type a single word past the thread title!

Zac, I am disappointed. You usually postcount-spam better than this.

ZacD · Jun 2010

Sorry Pior, there's something sticking in my eye and its messing up my post spamming today, I apologize and should be back to normal in my post spamming ways in a day or so.

I wonder what valve has planned for E3.

Frump · Jun 2010

ZacD wrote: »

Sorry Pior, there's something sticking in my eye and its messing up my post spamming today, I apologize and should be back to normal in my post spamming ways in a day or so.

I wonder what valve has planned for E3.

Next time remember to filter the Vodka before you pour it into your eye.:)

ZacD · Jun 2010

I forgot to take out my contacts too.

DrunkShaman · Jun 2010

Whats with you people and having shots of vodk in the eye. =\

As for the flooding and spamming, I assure you Zac will have one compatitor soon enough

The message of the OP is clear, they might do the showings of Portal 2 at E3, or they might not.

aniceto · Jun 2010

hawken · Jun 2010

chortle 2

ZacD · Jun 2010

Please be a complete source engine update + halflife 3.

Andreas · Jun 2010

Avatar fail.

lol at that l4D2 Ep1 gag though

Disco Stu · Jun 2010

Whatever it is.... if this is a console-computer dlc afterwards type of shit game, im never going to play again.
I want half life 3, Day of Defeat Source2 and Counterstrike Source2

mikezoo · Jun 2010

omg. LFD3. I wouldn't know what to think about that. Allthough, i bet that's a really fun game to work on though. I am sure more updates are in the future.

new half-life tech would be so killer. I want to see episode 3 happen so badly. my god. it hurts

Jeremy-S · Jun 2010

Of all the game dev companies out there, I have full on faith in what Valve does. Even if it's L4D 3, I'm still gonna love it, still gonna buy it. Although I'm sure it's just a trick. I think It's a bit of GLaDOS word play.

But we'll see when the time comes. L4D takes place in Aperture Science Labs. THAT would rule. (Of course I'm joking...)