Need ideas for TP'ing a Mac User friend of mines house
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I have a good friend who lives just around the block who constantly sends me those douchebag Mac Commercials. We always get into it about which one is better. It's all in good fun though =]
I know there are some diabolical, sick and twisted minds on this forum, so I thought of no place better to ask. What's something I can creatively do to get back/1up my Mac using friend?
I've thought about writing up a bunch of pamphlets on recovering from Mac Abuse and Addiction and material about pulling your head out of your ass and what not and then mailing it to her. I've also thought about purchasing a few super soakers and after it snows, write something in the snow with piss. It's pretty lame, but that's about the extent of my imagination right now. Finals suck =/
I don't really want to start another Mac vs PC debate in here, because we just had one. (BTW, favorite line from that, I paraphrase: "People ask me, 'since your an animator, do you use a mac?' I tell them 'No, when I want to get work done, I use a PC'"). So, just ideas!
I'll be sure to take pics on whatever I do
I know there are some diabolical, sick and twisted minds on this forum, so I thought of no place better to ask. What's something I can creatively do to get back/1up my Mac using friend?
I've thought about writing up a bunch of pamphlets on recovering from Mac Abuse and Addiction and material about pulling your head out of your ass and what not and then mailing it to her. I've also thought about purchasing a few super soakers and after it snows, write something in the snow with piss. It's pretty lame, but that's about the extent of my imagination right now. Finals suck =/
I don't really want to start another Mac vs PC debate in here, because we just had one. (BTW, favorite line from that, I paraphrase: "People ask me, 'since your an animator, do you use a mac?' I tell them 'No, when I want to get work done, I use a PC'"). So, just ideas!
I'll be sure to take pics on whatever I do
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Oh, and make sure you say "good day sir" when you leave.
just find something really cool and sexy and associate it with something that she'd otherwise never want to do.. like not whipping her ass. she'll probably go for it.
Oh...
Kick her in the vagina.
I have contemplated this as well and figure that, in order to speak with a Mac user at their level, I have to stoop down to their level.
Kicking her were the sun don't shine is probably not a good idea. She's married, and her husband is ex Spec Ops. I don't want him going all Sam Fisher on my ass.
DarthNater's, yours made me lol, but again, not practical. I think I'm just going to go with the brochure.
so, watch out
if it good for her , then fine
my friend keep praising his mac, while keep asking me if there are mac version
for game i play in my pc.
os-market-share
so in conclusion
PC don't need "fancy" marketing campaign, its already autopilot
end story
Great! I think this will go along with my brochure I'll be making. Good thinking.
Pyromania, this is good one also. I'll probably save that one for a later date though.
xvampire, is that a graph from 2009?
surprisingly
ps:
now my friend and me debating toward touchpone iphone and nokia.
-_- man ....
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