D&D nerdism
polycounter lvl 18
I'm DMing a D&D 3.5 game at work and since I'm loath to join any other forum besides polycount (lest I dilute my post-count) throw some idears at me or other shit.
The party met in a premade web adventure from WoTC and I plan on their next adventure kicking off with them getting lost in a spooky swamp for a mignolia-esque adventure.
The party met in a premade web adventure from WoTC and I plan on their next adventure kicking off with them getting lost in a spooky swamp for a mignolia-esque adventure.
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players: "Make the fighter do it, he can handle the damage if it's trapped"
me: "OK, everyone roll a d20!"
players: ROLLZARS
me: "hmmm, ok" checks DM screen "everyone within a 5 square radius is married"
players: "WTF, married!? what do you mean?"
me: "It's a status effect"
"picture a mind, alright? now flay that shit!"
you called it.
First thing that came to mind.
I'd love to listen to the podcasts of that campaign.
For example, one town my party came to was having an election. They decided they wanted to run, but to run they had to be town locals. They proceeded to burn down the town hall, forge documents and after a particularly poor showing at a debate, they assassinated the incumbent.
Also, I don't play D&D. Only nerds do that.
**goes to gaze into mirror for an hour.
While moving your right arm rhythmically?
my character slammed a bottle of vodka, nailed an orc right between the eyes then went and teabagged my fallen teammate.
I just slammed the vodka.
Strangely I haven't found anyone interested in playing since then