I was totally on board till he started talking about the metric system and warm beer. Warm Beer is an offense to the beer gods and should be punished. Beer should always be served cold and in 16 to 20 oz bottles (cans are ghey) or larger. I have spoken.
NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE by Basil Fawlty (John Cleese) Fawlty Towers, Torquay, Devon, England To the citizens of the United States of America: In the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence,…