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"TAQLKIN FIRE and WATER DRAGONS"
by kp and b1ll
IT WAS A TIME OF DARKNESS, an ages of FEAR. This Fire Dragon was killing a town with his flames breath. He was burning kids and stupid people. Then, from out of nowhere, this WATER DRAGON comes out of nowhere and starts drowning the town. And the FIRE DRAGON IS ALL, HELLO! FIRE BITCH!1" AND the other one IS ALL, "FUCK YOU SON, I GOT WATER" They started going into this sickly expensive battle, peasants are getting squished and sucking at jumping out of the way of the feet, it's like some have bad AI and are jumping the wrong way, under the feet and dying, it's SAD. And buildings are getting washed away and burnt and knocked over and crushed.
Then two heros arose, DRAGON HEROES, HE WAS THE FIRE THE WATER to his WATER FIRE AROSS FROM THE MOUNT AND MORE DRAGONS GOT PISSED! IT WAS REBELLION. THE AGE OF MAN WAS OVER. FUCK MAN. THE TIME OF THE DRAGON BEGINS.
The END
by kp and b1ll
IT WAS A TIME OF DARKNESS, an ages of FEAR. This Fire Dragon was killing a town with his flames breath. He was burning kids and stupid people. Then, from out of nowhere, this WATER DRAGON comes out of nowhere and starts drowning the town. And the FIRE DRAGON IS ALL, HELLO! FIRE BITCH!1" AND the other one IS ALL, "FUCK YOU SON, I GOT WATER" They started going into this sickly expensive battle, peasants are getting squished and sucking at jumping out of the way of the feet, it's like some have bad AI and are jumping the wrong way, under the feet and dying, it's SAD. And buildings are getting washed away and burnt and knocked over and crushed.
Then two heros arose, DRAGON HEROES, HE WAS THE FIRE THE WATER to his WATER FIRE AROSS FROM THE MOUNT AND MORE DRAGONS GOT PISSED! IT WAS REBELLION. THE AGE OF MAN WAS OVER. FUCK MAN. THE TIME OF THE DRAGON BEGINS.
The END
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The END
THE DARK TIMES WERE OVER and the HUMANS RISE AGAIN! then the barbarian kill each time, while watching their Amazon wife having lesbian sex. And the barbarian discovers nulcear weapons and makes an ATOM BOMB. then enstein invented the telephone. ans graham bells the Airplane. then mickeal jackson dance on the moon. then the moon explode. God got pissed because that was way too early. The Barbarian was so smart that he skipped too much technology, ruining his game.
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BUT! FROM THE ASHES OF THE MOON, the DRAGONS WERE BORN AGAIN! And ONE WAS A MUSTARD BREATHING DRAGON, YES, he OTHER WAS A HOTDOG BREATING DRAGON! it was the age of dreams for AMERICANS. And they needed the other survive. HOTDOG FALLING FROM THE SKY. AMERICA BECAME THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON THE UNIVERSE. the USA was almost as much fat as now, then Canada shoot rockets, and they put sweet dressed midgets on the rockets, and kill the dragons. then the americans died of hunger. the canadians started wearing topHats again, and started dancing. because AMERICAS OUTLAWED THEM. NananananANanananan. and eating rotted hotdogs on the ground. then we died EVERYONE DIED! and quebec become a country and we Win
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by kp and b1ll AND MULTIBABEL (http://tashian.com/multibabel/)
IT WAS a little while of the TWILIGHT, the age of the FEAR. This Drache of the fire destroyed a city with its breathing of flames. It was the extreme children and the opaque person. Then of no part, this WATER DRACHE omits in no place and begins to incastonare the city. AND THIS WHOLE DRACHE of the EASTERN FIRE, WAVE! FEMALE OF THE FIRE! 1" AND THIS other WHOLE NUMBER is " BACILLUS the SON, WATER" ALCANGADO; They had begun, this expensive fight patient to enter the harvesters that alcangam broke and absorbs for the branch of the method of the feet, it' S as some has false and to close the false method, within that the feet ignited and to die, it' SAD S. and alcangam of and the more broken constructions cancelled and flarings and impressive. Then two Helder, WINDS OF NORTH ORINATI ALCANGARAM of the HELDERN the NORTH, the WIND emerged the WATER from the FIRE of the GOODSES with its FIRE AROSS of the WATER of the AID AND MORE! IT WAS REBELLION. THE AGE OF THE MAN FINISHES. MAN OF THE KISSES. THE PERIOD OF THE DRACHE BEGINNING. THE EXTREMITY
A pocket full of posies;
ashes, ashes
we all fall down!
Becomes :
The sounds around the attractiveness, insacchi totally little some are collected; We leave leached, ash-gray ashes leached all same fall for the low end!
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