Wanted: whore

Nilium

Ladies, this is the man for you!

http://www.gumtree.com/london/36/10719736.html

He's a hot azn and wants to make babies! How can you resist?

HonkyPunch

Damn azns is stealen mah womynz

ebagg

This is softcore compared to the craigslist casual encounters...

Panupat

abt me
2) 25 /m / cute asian guy

... I spilled my desk reading that.

Michael Knubben

Hahaha, good to see you posted this. I came across this while apartment-hunting, and i almost felt sorry for myself for not being an attractive woman. Life is so much easier if you're a loose, attractive woman who'll sleep with sad and lonely azns for accommodation. Does anyone every stop to ask if maybe i'd sleep with them for free housing?
No.

Now cue Hawken to tell me my threads lack funny.

greenj2

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I don't know why but that made me laugh.

hawken

I actually know two girls who did exactly this back in London.

rich idiots, entertainment for the poor

Psyk0

Genius, they must be lining up his front door.

hawken

don't knock it... money attracts this type of girls like flies to shit

living in zone1 = loaded

nealb4me

Hey I live in zone1. I could set up a matress next to the car in the garage. Then just stomp my foot really loudly on the floorboards and some hot and gleeful young thing will come and jump all over me.

*Starts typing his ad*

greenj2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q99HZTny1eM