Magic.

ScudzAlmighty

"I have not been able to stop thinking of you."

"What a coincidence. I was just about to finish thinking of you."

ScudzAlmighty

"are you seeing what I'm seeing?"
"You're making a fool of yourself. Handle your shit, please."

terry1337

The Brothers Grimm??

ScudzAlmighty

Nope.

"How are you going to make me love you?"
"If your vagina is anything like my hand, there will be no problem."

ScudzAlmighty

"Why would anyone want to be with you?"

"I'm not sure really... oh yeah, perhaps because I'm rich, I live in a castle and I can do magic."

glottis8

hmm... who knows.. Men in Tights?

Steve Schulze

Your Highness?

ScudzAlmighty

Yes

Steve Schulze

Oh, I got it did I. Forgot I even posted.

I'll get something up soonish.