Pirate jokes

DInusty · Sep 2008

whats a pirates favorite way to waste 50 grand?

arrrrrrrt school.

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today is good joke friday and lets start it off with this bad yet funny one.

Jeremy Lindstrom · Sep 2008

Where do pirates like to go eat?

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBYS

killingpeople · Sep 2008

what be a pirates fovorit lettur!?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR lul

seanv · Sep 2008

How do pirates pick up prostitutes?

Yo-Ho-Ho!

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Fridays are slow at work so I have time to google stuff.

pliang · Sep 2008

What's a good pirate name?

Peter Saarrrrrrrrsgarrrrd.

Target_Renegade · Sep 2008

why are pirates called pirates?

because they ARRRRRRRRR

Rated Rrr · Sep 2008

i'm simply posting to keep up appearances.

SHEPEIRO · Sep 2008

you know you got a pirate on the decks when they mix Enyarrrrr into Arrrrrrrrr kelly

HonkyPunch · Sep 2008

A pirate walks into a bar.
The bartender asks him politely "Why do you have that paper towel on your head?"
The pirate replies
"ARRR, I GOT A BOUNTY ON ME HEAD"

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