13 year old steals dad's credit card, buys hookers . . . to play Halo. . .

Tumerboy

"Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician"

http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm?article=true

rooster

what... he's on the right track

Mark Dygert

sigh... he's failed. It's under aged hookers you need to be caught with, not caught with hookers when you're under age. Oh well... he has time to get it right.

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It is only a matter of time before the news leaks that the kid was playing the latest installment of GTA. (Or has that already been confirmed?)

Justin Meisse

I call fake on this story

SideEffect

this is way too ironic to be real. hilarious though.

Xenobond

'Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament.'

No, no no. When you win a WoW tournament that's when you get a mail-order bride. At that point you'll never be dating anyone again.

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I hope it wasn't a WOW fishing tournament.

Tumerboy

ya, I have doubts about the legitimacy of this story, but I thought it was too funny not to post. . . sorry, should have gone in the Thread of Awesomeness.

pliang

Public Service or Disneyland....I don't think its hard to make a decision on that...

Geezus

Man, what a dick head delivery guy.

Now selling T-Shirts with "I'm with Ralph" on them!

AstroZombie

Geezus wrote: »

Man, what a dick head delivery guy.

Now selling T-Shirts with "I'm with Ralph" on them!

LOL. How about:

"Ralph Hardy '08"

Joao Sapiro

hehehe a sense a future president.

Ephesians 2:8-9

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

sorta sounds like a gangsta in the making alittle bit. Hot chicks lounging around while guys do "guy things" to relax? hummmmmm


Course, had the hookers "gotten down to buisness" there problems with the athorities would not had stopped at prostitution but would had opened the whole statutory rape issue.

Mark Dygert

I'm not sure you can claim someone raped you, when you pay them up front... I know the law gets stretched to nail boy friends, parents don't like. But thats really stretching it far beyond what it was meant to handle.

And a real 13 yr old gangsta would have done the escort, gotten their money back, and then gotten down to the business of playing.

Rens

hell yeah




nice one keyser* xD

KeyserSoze

Vig wrote: »

I'm not sure you can claim someone raped you, when you pay them up front...

Statutory rape isn't the same as rape. He could've signed a notarized contract as far as the law cares, it doesn't matter because he's still too young to give consent, regardless of the circumstances. Personally, my reaction is more like the cops on South Park when they find out Ike is sleeping with his kindergarten teacher... "Nice..."