Can you Haiku ?
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Rode my bike to work
Hot day outside kicked my ass
I eat doughnuts now
If your up for it this is a Haiku thread.
Have fun with it.
5 syllables then 7 and then 5 again.
Hot day outside kicked my ass
I eat doughnuts now
If your up for it this is a Haiku thread.
Have fun with it.
5 syllables then 7 and then 5 again.
Replies
Management hates designers
So very unfair
-yeah, I know, I'm a whiner
especially feet and hands
i'm getting hungry
I'm artificial soldier
Here I lay to rest
maybe soon I'll do one
later I will come
What a crap Haiko
Stinking reeking of mind shit
That was I farted
Just realised
I suck at making Haikus
and sound like yoda
I will not lie that was lame
decaying now at worlds end
here I stand alone
plasma springs erupt
the sulfur stench of rotting
my world in shambles
seems to land on my shoulders
what can I do now?
push and pull and push and pull
oh fuck max just crashed
played some City of Heroes
Taskforces are long.
Hundred lines of code
Two hours of bug searching
Stupid capital
Flash costs way too much
But I am honourable
Ninjas don't pirate
Instead I go broke
Stupid indie studio
can have monayz plz?
Ninety-nine cent orgasm
Clean up; back to work
in other ways than five seven five
seven nine seven works too
...i think
it's time to eat my pocky
wipe my frown away
deep inside my brain
a single thought causes strain
i should catch my train
candles flickering
when will they go out
watch the wick burn down
holding battle axe
these WoW nerds are fucking hax
it's time to pwn them
i want to sleep so much more
breakfast is nice though
to write a haiku for you
some things i just can't do
how to write an haiku
gotta learn more japanese
been trying for two weeks now
slopers love and hate
b b b b b b b
a a a a a
minimalist haiku
sad mad angry sad
happy happy laugh laugh
kill kill kill kill kill
Expressionist Haiku
Me fake fake
I am a fakey fake
give me your money
Damien Hirst Haiku
Content in its own small world
Envy for its life
I know...it's deep.
at least most of the time, right?
well ok guess not
point to much bigger truths, yet
are simply written
this format's too short!
i keep running out of syl-
shit it happened ag-
this stuff is normally deep
I'm ruining it
Couldn't haiku worth a shit,
So I'll go jerk off.