3D Artist T-Shirt
polycounter lvl 10
I came across a really funny and cool shirt. I picked one up. Figured I would post on here to my fellow nerds that may get a kick out of it. If this is in the wrong section I am sorry but just move it. It's still 3D related so I posted it in general.
http://teespring.com/3dswag
http://teespring.com/3dswag
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Why do people wear insulting shirts like this?
So I have tried. How does it sound ?
http://teespring.com/3dartist
"It'll take 50 million polygons to fix your face."
"Ctrl S for swag."
"This is Wong on many sub division levels."
"You dont belong in this view port."
Am I doing it right??
/Old boring ass man.
also - "3D Penis Tank"
Damn it !
This made me laugh so hard.
13 sold towards goal of 25
Don't worry, you won't be charged unless the goal is reached!
I doubt it's gonna sell another 12 copies in the next 5 days.
"There's an extrusion happening in my pants and your all invited" has a contextual analogy, but why would the mother be extruding unless your suggesting the mother in question is actually a dude, oh snap lol.
"If your like me"
<clenches>
"grammer"
<clenches>
Also, I don't get why so many people think that 'your/you're' is a grammatic error.
Unless grammar means something different in English than it does in my language.
Well in this context 'your' doesn't even make sense. It would be like writing;
'If his like me '
instead of
'If he is like me'
And for a topical t-shirt suggestion.
"Hey you're hot. Are you a subscription model?"
[ame]www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI0r8U6BiYk[/ame]
I feel dirty for even participating in this thread, I think I need to get out more.
Fucking slogan t shirts are bobbins....thats the kind of slogan T-shirt I would endorse.
This, uh, this is dumb. Extruding geometry isn't something that translates in the slightest to an insult or something sexual.
But, lets turn this thread around.
2 shirts I'd like to see:
1 - All black, with the words SPECULAR written in silver foil text.
2 - Low-mid poly topology of a 3D torso printed to a shirt, full bleed.
I'd argue that, in fact, nothing has changed. If you look, people are giving honest, direct feedback. :thumbup:
I just had a genius idea. What if you wore shirts that show your portfolio pieces on it?
Get job offers everywhere you go! Or is that narcissism?
How about all black with specular written in shiny black.
In my opinion, I get so much game swag I really don't want or need any more nerd shirts. I would like a shirt that just said shirt on it, maybe it exists but it's hard to search for.
That's SPEC-tacular!
I kinda want one of those full body/head lycra stretch suits, printed up with lowpoly wireframe in neon over black.
Only if it has fully modeled nipples.
I get that the intention is probably towards a penis joke, but the structure of the sentence is terribly and confusingly done.
The way it's structured implies that something is being extruded out of the mom...
or maybe
-Select "Your mom"
-Fill Hole
But ya, i love that wire frame shirt! That is badass. I would also love one that just has a wireframe for the whole shirt. as if your torso was showing in wireframe mode.
your moms so fat even googles farm can´t render her.
smoothed out some hard edges with...
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...heard your mama likes to SUB D...
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ehh i better stop this right now
I will buy one if it says "Specular and Gloss" in silver text on black background.