"Ladies and gentlemen, in order to achieve an "R" rating today, a motion picture must contain full frontal nudity, graphic violence, or an explicit reference to the sex act. Since this film has none of those, and since research has proven that R-rated films are by far the most popular with the moviegoing public, the producers of this motion picture have asked me to take this opportunity to say "Fuck you." "
"What makes your voice sound so funny?"
"I'm disguising it."
"How?"
"By talking through a rubber chicken."
"I thought it sounded like you were speaking through a rubber chicken."
There's a bunch of really good lines that don't show up in quote searches and I haven't had the time to watch the movie again without just watching the movie. The "sex" scene was the best though. And the bit with the paperclips;)
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"Hey, I'm more handicapped than you! I can't even make love to a woman. "
"you're not responding to my maleness."
new hint maybe
"What makes your voice sound so funny?"
"I'm disguising it."
"How?"
"By talking through a rubber chicken."
"I thought it sounded like you were speaking through a rubber chicken."
yer up:)
There's a bunch of really good lines that don't show up in quote searches and I haven't had the time to watch the movie again without just watching the movie. The "sex" scene was the best though. And the bit with the paperclips;)