The Q-Branch Quote game!

Topic	Replies	Latest Post
Rats "Keep at it, you never know when you'll need to fuck your way out of a tight situation."	11 Last	ScudzAlmighty Jun 2012
The necrophage becomes saint Never actually seen this movie, but the quote amuses me. Should be an easy one. "Eyes are the nipples of the face".	5 Last	Steve Schulze Jun 2012
Ever seen a grown man Naked? [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v186/andrewhunt/clue-15.jpg[/IMG] go go go!	21 Last	Steve Schulze Jun 2012
CLUCK CLUCK :P ‎"Some say he's a guy in a chicken suit.. A lonely deranged man wanting only birds for company...who knows?.. i don't" might be pretty easy or difficult depending on your knowledge of the 90's…	1 Last	Steve Schulze May 2012
Tra La La La La... Character 1 - "Bonnie, would you dim the lights, please?" Character 2 - "Sure." Character 3 - "Dad, what does it do? Glow in the dark?" As with the last quote thread, I'm not sure if this is going t…	4 Last	glynnsmith May 2012
Excuse me! "That's quite a wrap you're wearing, perhaps I can get you some fluffy new slippers made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals" I have no idea if this is too easy or too hard, but gi…	5 Last	glynnsmith May 2012
One bomb maker. 1:You've got a bloody cheek! [COLOR="DarkOrange"]2: Sorry. I'll shoot the camera first next time. [/COLOR]	7 Last	blankslatejoe May 2012
Lindy hop around the truth Alright, looks like folks are happy to keep rollin with this for now so I suppose I should get sorted with a new quote. Nice easy one. I expect everyone's seen this movie at some point. "Lingerie. …	6 Last	Steve Schulze May 2012
The art of Good Business... ...is being a good middleman.	17 Last	King Mango May 2012
ciiiiinco!! Rich? I've been my own man. You don't get any richer than that.	7 Last	Wombatinahat May 2012
Bujumbo moi noi-noi jecker daboto bunka geet jum-jum. Oop, forgot about this. "Twenty f*ckin' years and not one party. What a total ass burn!"	9 Last	rs4playpis Apr 2012
transgressed in eroticism i remember i posted this one years ago, but - even though it's from a really famous multi-Oscar winning film - no-one had a clue, and it was funny watching everyone post increasingly desperate attemp…	19 Last	Ange43My Apr 2012
Blood for blood, and by the gallons person 1:YER crazy! Person 2: No, I am death...plain and simple	10 Last	low odor Mar 2012
"Shoots a gun at the feet, the world dances." Not sure exactly how well known this one is. My suggestion would be "not well known enough" "the idiotic cock-eyed flum-dummery" And... go.	12 Last	Steve Schulze Mar 2012
I'm hungry. 1: "You know, a bar offers all kind of things other than alcohol." 2: "Hmm. Really? Like what?" 1: "Women, nacho grande platters, the fellowships of fascinating individuals like Warren here. Alcoho…	3 Last	Steve Schulze Mar 2012
Coffee time. I'm going to texas, i'm getting on a plane right now! -Texas? You just got back? There is going to be major fallout in a few hours! -Nuclear fallout!!?	3 Last	Zipfinator Mar 2012
Old Nanner Peels 1: Whenever he says anything you say "right", "Person 2", you know that? 2: Right. 1: "Person 3", what do you think? Your staff just follows you around and says "right". Just like a regular parrot. …	6 Last	Zipfinator Feb 2012
The way the cucumber accents the water "The only reason you're living here is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her, and we'll put up with the retard in the meantime."	4 Last	Zipfinator Feb 2012
beep beep im a jeep A: "Quit eatin chink food in my fuckin resturant." B: "What's a Jew doing owning a pizzaria?"	3 Last	HandSandwich Feb 2012
The Code of Harry "I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle."	13 Last	fearian Feb 2012
winning punch the keys, for gods sake!	7 Last	slipsius Feb 2012
I like chocolate milk "If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor... he'd be pralines & dick"	3 Last	swtor61 Feb 2012
Girls have penises and boys have vaginas "For future reference, right handed men don't hold it with their left."	3 Last	Mister Sentient Jan 2012
Them feathers in my nose 1: Wind's right, but he'll just run soon as we step out of these trees. [COLOR="DarkOrange"]2: Trick to it. Walk out on this side of your horse[/COLOR] 1: What if he sees our feet? [COLOR="DarkOran…	10 Last	glottis8 Jan 2012
Chili today, HOT TAMALE "Mr. ******, with all due respect, and remember I'm sayin' with all due respect, that idea ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin' it on."	2 Last	HandSandwich Jan 2012
get the ball rollin "I [I]love[/I] the smell of commerce in the morning!"	4 Last	slipsius Jan 2012
I thought I told you jive chops I ain't no snitch "When I'm in office it's going to be just like the 80's. The top 10% will get richer and the other 90% can emigrate to Mexico where they can get a better life."	10 Last	Wombatinahat Jan 2012
Phone home like ET "...Tai Chi Kung Fu used to make steamed buns, what a brilliant notion. Fill the pot from heaven with sweet buns; fantastic when done. You're a Kung Fu master, I can see. And your homemade treats loo…	4 Last	blankslatejoe Dec 2011
quote coup An easy one to get us back into it after the week off :P I'll put up some more obscure quotes from this film tho to start! "What am I, a mirage?"	9 Last	blankslatejoe Dec 2011
Gentlmen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room. Man: "I am not wetting the bed. My clothes are wetting the bed."	15 Last	pinkbox Dec 2011
quote coop Delete please	0 Last	Wombatinahat Dec 2011
Your mother sucks lollipops in hell Okay this should be a bit easier... Man 1 : "What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone..." Man 2 : "I don't understand." Man 1 : "..cause there is a dead man on the other end of this fuck…	3 Last	Wombatinahat Dec 2011
Circle of life... Here we go... Person 1: '...I'm a grown man... I should know what goes on in my head... and the more I thought about it the more I realised I should just blow my brains out and end it all...'	12 Last	BadgerBaiter Dec 2011
Lets do this! "Glass or plastic? Glass or plastic?"	4 Last	BadgerBaiter Nov 2011
In honour of something currently in theatres... -"He's some kind of a blind fiend." -"I believe they prefer visually challenged fiend."	4 Last	Mezz Nov 2011
Bon nuit, little one. "A party? Ooh, I could teach you the latest dance step. It starts with, like, a "whoa." And then you get really crazy with the hips, sir." And...go.	3 Last	Mezz Nov 2011
This better go quick... ...because I don't know any other quotes from it: "I didn't make it all the way through third grade for nothing!"	4 Last	blankslatejoe Nov 2011
Picture This if you will..... [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v186/andrewhunt/Clue-5.jpg[/IMG]	16 Last	blankslatejoe Nov 2011
next Here you go guys, new quote 1: I've never actually seen a lobster. 2:[U][B][/B][/U] Are you serious? 1: I've never seen the ocean either.	12 Last	Wombatinahat Nov 2011
I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT! It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.	2 Last	glottis8 Nov 2011
Good. I don't like Visigoths "See you in Viarreggio! We'll start an anvil factory!"	7 Last	blankslatejoe Nov 2011
My fear is my concern. 1: I can't make out whether you're bloody bad-mannered or just half-witted. [COLOR="DarkOrange"]2: I have the same problem, sir. [/COLOR]	7 Last	blankslatejoe Nov 2011
bombom "would you go out with me?" "not with ruffles" "you don't have to get ruffles for yourself, you've always got to make a joke" "no, I just don't like ruffles" "YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET RUFFLES!"	10 Last	Steve Schulze Nov 2011
Ellipsis. This might be a tough one, but we'll see how it goes. "A penis like a sea slug..."	6 Last	Steve Schulze Oct 2011
God put you in my path and I aim to cure you of your wicked ways. "[I]I, [spoiler]name removed![/spoiler], do hereby declare my un-ending love. I will worship you forever. I will devote my every waking moment to your happiness alone. Henceforth, I am your eternal a…	7 Last	Steve Schulze Oct 2011
Why this movie? No reason... Okay, so normally I think I'm being all clever and end up with a quote that's guessed in about 5 minutes, so THIS time I'm going obscure. I just hope the movie is obscure enough... Man: Excuse me…	7 Last	Zipfinator Oct 2011
easy like Sunday morn'n "You see, madnes.... is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!"	4 Last	Mezz Oct 2011
Pardon my french! You little asswipe! You don't knock it off you're gonna be shittin' this basketball!	17 Last	blankslatejoe Oct 2011
His name was Robert paulson "cruel is only a matter of perspective"	9 Last	blankslatejoe Oct 2011
Here we go... again? Give me back my friend, you big sphincter!	4 Last	MadnessImport Oct 2011